1: Who keeps themselves entertained with Facebook whilst having a poo?!
2: Who feels cheated over the plural of an octopus?!
3: Who likes to publicly announce the fact they have massive balls in their throat?!
4: Who pulled a ‘tenant’ in their knee?!
5: Who had a run in with ‘evil kin evil’ ?!
6: Whose idea of a ‘good night’ is a little bit twisted?!
7: Who in the group has a high opinion of Yeovil’s selection of MILF’?!
8: Whose idea of a horror consists of monsters ink?
9: Whose arms are so little they need to request assistance via Facebook?!
10: Who was in deep thought about the chicken and the egg?!
11: Who decided to publicly announce that they were essentially watching porn?!
12: Did this person ever get the ‘cuddles with a perfect lad’ they so longed for?!
13: Who goes ‘vimto shopping’?!
14: Whose colleagues attempted to ‘pimp them out’ ?!
15: Who felt it to be necessary to request the assistance of social media to get some toilet roll?
16: Whose driving is so terrible, the police pulled them over for driving under the influence?!
17: Who do you think wept over an extra gherkin?!
18: Who is confused by the human body?!
19: The gazebo is bummed? Sorry, what?!
20: People you’ve seen naked have to be more than a stranger, right?!