Does Your Crush Like You?

1: Do you guys talk? (In person, texting, social media, etc.)

Yes all the time!

Occasionally. Only when we see each other.

HA! I wish! Well, unless stalking them on Instagram counts.

We talk on a normal basis.

2: This one is simple. Are his pupils big or small when you guys talk?

Big

Small

Regular

I don't know.

I already told you. We DON'T talk.

3: Do they have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Yes. And it seems they are happy together.

Nope. Single, and (hopefully) ready to mingle!

WOMAN I DONT KNOW CRAP ABOUT HIM

Yeah but it's really complicated and I don't know if it will work out.

4: Do you catch him staring at you a lot?

Not a lot. Sometimes.

No not a lot. Maybe once or twice at the most...?

The don't know I exist!!! Literally, I AM NOTHING TO THEM.

Yeah actually! I've caught them like 10 times so who knows how much he stares when I'm not looking!

5: When you see him (or text or whatever) does he seem nicer each time?

Nope.

Yep. Pretty much.

Idk I've only seen him a few times. And I honestly don't remember.

GURL. HE DOESNT FRIKIN KNOW ME OMG. JEEZ.

6: Does he ever find an excuse to touch you?

Yeah, he plays around with me and picks me up and stuff! It's really fun!

Nope. He's never touched me on purpose before. Maybe he high fived me once?

HE DOESNT KNOW ME

Idk I guess sometimes.

7: Does he smile a lot when your around?

Um sometimes..? Maybe if I made a funny joke or accidentally tripped. Idk.

Nope. Friggin never. Maybe he smiled at me on accident thinking it was someone else.

Yes! It's like he's always happy and fun when I'm around!

HE DOESNT KNOW ME WOMAN GET A BRAIN AND UNDERSTAND

8: Ok, last question. Do you think he likes you?

Idk that's why I'm taking this test!

I think it's pretty possible!

OK FOR THE LAST TIME HE DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE

Probably not, I'm just being honest.