Does your crush like you?

1: Is he smart?

Yes, he is!!

No, he is super dumb and he hates me

He helps me cheat on my math test!

2: Is he kind?

Yes

No, he threw me in a puddle

Spaghetti is nice

3: Does he like someone else?

Yes, but I try to get him for myself

No, he only loves ME!!!!!

I’m trying to watch Peppa Pig

4: Does he know when your birthday is?

Yes, he asked me the other day!! He might give me a gift!!! :o

No, he can’t even read it!

I can dance while being farted upon

5: Do you feel like confessing?

Yes, but I’m scared

No, he’ll say no. I wanna avoid that!

Darn he is telling me to talk to him

6: Did you answer truthfully?

Yes, I did. I don’t lie

No, I lied because I want him to like me

I lied on a few questions but that’s it.

*runs away*

7: Are you my best friend trying to get my crush??

Yes, mwahahahah!!!!

No, I don’t know your bestie :)

I like pie... ;-;