Can you be a famous swimmer?

1: When you dive into the water, do you feel free?

Yes, so free that I feel like I can fly!

No, I just feel like i just dived. :/

2: Can you hold your breath for a long time underwater?

Yes, probably longer than a minute!

No way! I can't even hold it for 5 seconds.

I have breathing problems...

3: Wait a minute, can you even SWIM?!

I can swim... FASTER THAN YOOOOOOOOU!!

I NEED MAH FLOATIES MAN! I NEED 'EM!

I'm... I'm hydrophobic.

4: One word. Giggity.

FAMILY GUY!! YAAAAAAASSSSS!!!

Who watches Family Guy? That show is STUPID!

Wtf does "Giggity" mean? IT AIN'T A WORD YAH BIATCH!

5: One last question. What kind equipment and clothing does a professional swimmer need to go swimming?

A beach ball, straw hat, blanket, umbrella shades, and OH MAH GAWD I NEED TO GO TO THE BEACH! NOW!

A swim cap, a foam board, flippers, one piece swimsuit, and goggles.

I GIVE UP DAMMIT!!

S-sorry I was sleeping..