Can you acctually lift bro?

1: Are you fat or not?

no

not telling

YES

2: Have you ever flexed

Duh! YES

Ummmm maybe....

3: Do you wear a leapord print Speedo when going to the pool?

Never ever in my whole life

Always!

4: Is your mom in a wheelchair?

NO

Sure.

If she is, will you call me a muscular person?

5: Do you lift cows every day?

NO! I lift PIGS

Does it count if I milk them?

6: DO you actually lift?

Yes.

Can I lie and say yes?

Fine I don't