Are you a stalker?

1: Do you stare at people?

YES! I love to!

Nope, who does that?

2: Do you take a lot of pictures?

No. That's weird.

Yes, it goes on my wall.

3: Do you like to know where everyone lives?

No.

Yes, I love being able to walk over at any time of the day and watch them do stuff.

4: Do you follow people you don't know?

Yes! I look popular.

No, I like my privacy!

5: Do you like sitting on a bench at the park and take pictures of "cute" People?

No.

Yes.

6: Do you drive a white van with tinted windows so nobody can see you?

Of course! I love take home little children!

NOOOO

7: Have you been to jail?

Pshhh.... why'd you ask

Many times! Mostly for not obeying restraining orders.