Are you a pageant princess or a gymnast? (young girls only)

1: Do you wear makeup?

never.....................

HECK YA!

2: Do you think your pretty?

Girl............ "me: so uh is that a yes?" You: NOOO! "me: WAHAHAH!

OBVIOUSLY!

3: How many friends do you have?

none.

TRILLIONS!

4: Who is your Dance Moms girl?

Brooke.

MADDIE! SHE'S SOO GOSH DARN PRETTY! AHHHHH!

5: Are you on your phone all the time?

no.

Uh, yeah. *on phone* Hey there, Hannah! What's up, mah baby girl? Cheer game tomorrow? This ain't no Cheer Perfection, sugar. Ah have to go get mah nails done. Ah'm sorry, your'e gonna have to ask that cute girl at the mall, Princess. *ends call*

6: Cowgirl or Sports star

Go long!

Howdy, angels!